the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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power to age faster

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to poo.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!