The power to take a crap.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to see through windows

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power of learning

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!