Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to spell words wrong

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to stop existing.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!