- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to burn the sun.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to smell a fart upwind.

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

Pointless Super Powers