- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to poo.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to make remotes invisible

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to sweeten sugar

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

Pointless Super Powers