The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to poo.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to die

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!