The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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make youself dumb

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The power to see through glass

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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the power to die

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to run in slow motion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!