- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to burn the sun.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to poo.

The power to chew with your tongue

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to see you're self in a mirror

Pointless Super Powers