- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

the power to morph into yourself

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to murder rocks.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to smell people's moods

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power of women's rights.

The power to make everything worse

Pointless Super Powers