the power to fail at life

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The power to create another human

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to smell any point in time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!