- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to have no superpower

The power to fart rainbows

The power of love

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to get hurt without a break.

the power to do nothing

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to die at will

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

power to have no power at all

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to smell through your arse.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

Pointless Super Powers