- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to take a crap.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

To be able to summon old people

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

Nope. Just nope.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

Pointless Super Powers