the power to disinfect wigs.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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he power to make mistakes

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!