power to age faster

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to like any show

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The ability to swim in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!