- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The ability to sweat poop.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to die when you get old

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

Pointless Super Powers