The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!