The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Justin Bieber

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to itch your teeth

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to take a crap.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!