The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to speak only one language

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to see the past.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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the power to read this sentence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!