- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

Nope. Just nope.

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to be blind

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power of love

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to smell through your arse.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The ability to control dairy products

Pointless Super Powers