The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to swim in water.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!