- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

the power to have a pointless superpower

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The ability to part hair.

The power to waste money

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

he power to make mistakes

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The ability to sweat poop.

Pointless Super Powers