- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die when you get old

the power to make food shrimp.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to die at any moment you want.

Acid tears.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to fail a test everytime

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

Pointless Super Powers