- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of christ ;)

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to transform gold into nothing.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to speak only one language

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to have any power on this site.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to speak in only anime openings

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to die when you get old

Pointless Super Powers