The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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the power to do nothing

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to die at will

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!