The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!