The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The ability to jump

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The power to turn into a tree.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The ability to part hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!