The power to lick your own elbow

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The ability to be raped.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to take a crap.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to see through windows

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!