The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The ability to jump

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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boo

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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to poop a penny every year

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The power of christ ;)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!