the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to control mealworms

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!