- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

The ability to be raped.

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

The power to transform gold into nothing.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to drown on land.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power of turning butter into concrete.

Pointless Super Powers