the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The Power to fart glitter

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!