- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

the ability to type slower.

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to drown on land.

The power to make pencils dull.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to not write pointless powers.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to be french.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

Pointless Super Powers