Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to grab a cats face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!