- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

the power to know when a politician is lying

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to run Crysis.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

Pointless Super Powers