The power to see through windows

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to control mealworms

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he power to make mistakes

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to like any show

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!