The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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power to have no power at all

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to die

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!