The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to part hair.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to waste money

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!