th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!