The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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power to age faster

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The power to read this.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to like any show

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!