The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to see the past.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!