- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

the power to eat with your butt

the power to find children extremely attractive

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

Pointless Super Powers