The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to smell like body odor at will

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

thumb_up thumb_down +97

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

thumb_up thumb_down +97

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

thumb_up thumb_down +95

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to see other peoples dreams.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The Power to fart glitter

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to make yourself forget your life

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!