- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to glow... in the dark...

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

Pointless Super Powers