- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

the power to herd cats

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

Invisible handwriting.

the power to kill yourself

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

the power to shit out of your nose

The power to revive Hitler.

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to grab a cats face

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

Pointless Super Powers