The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!