The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to be french.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!