The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power of love

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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power to have no power at all

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to die

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to zap people but only yourself

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!