- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power think five times slower.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

the power to write on cellophane

The ability to see into the present.

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

boo

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

the power to be powerless

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

to poop a penny every year

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

the power to have a pointless superpower

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The ability to part hair.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

Pointless Super Powers