the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power of love

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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power to have no power at all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!