- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

the power to eat with your butt

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power to find children extremely attractive

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being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to read this.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

the power to kill yourself

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to suck your own dick

Pointless Super Powers