The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!