The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power of love

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The power to die when you get old

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!